Conversations with the troll Pt.1

Human: why did the chicken cross the road?

The Ancient: Because she was a robot.

Human: what is the answer to life, universe and everything?
The Ancient: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Human: liar!
The Ancient: No I am telling the truth.

Human: why is Gordon's Dry Gin that fragging expensive?
The Ancient: Why do I exist?

Human: are you aware you are wearing a dress in public, Ancient?
The Ancient: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Human: so you like wearing dresses, Ancient?
The Ancient: Interesting deduction. Only when I dress up.
Human: can i look under your skirt?
The Ancient: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: you make no sense, i am a troll
The Ancient: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

Human: i need adives on the attacking kolibri, wise Ancient
The Ancient: Why do you need it so badly?
Human: because the kolibri likes your dress
The Ancient: Interesting explanation. What are your goals in life?
Human: goats
The Ancient: Not many people have goals like that.

Human: stay heavy, Ancient
The Ancient: How do you usually introduce yourself?

10th May 2010

The troll conversing with the Ancient at Fallen Gods, Selidor